Monday, September 8, 2008

‘D sO Wutz?!

UNANG KABANATA

Solo trip naglalakad lakad kung saan saan, may pera, walang plano. Pagala gala.paisip isip,pero kalat naman ang pag iisip.Napad pad kung saan saan, kung sino sino nakilala sa pagkakaalala. Madalas basag, hilata. Maraming nakakalat na picture na patunay na nakapunta nga sha sa mga lugar na yon at pumarty dahil wala shang maalala sa kasabawan, Tunganga sa TV May trabaho pero mas masipag magtamad. Maraming pangarap. Malalaking pangarap. May banda sha.

Nagtrabaho sa morgue dahil idol niya si jonathan davis.Tamang nakadreadz ding kalat kalat.black t shirts.Shorts at sinelas.Dipa nakatapos ng kahit isang summerslam ng may malay. Magigisng nalang may araw na at nagliligpit na sa amoroanto stadium.Tarantaduhan ang trip ng tropa.Yare ka’t makatulog kang lasing?!....pati ipin mo itim sa tinta ng pentel pen! Mga kuko. Buong paa. at kung ano anong ididikit sayong pwedeng iglue o scothtape man lang. Istapler yung namit mo sa unan, sindihan ang kilay mo, ahitin ulo mo, subuan ka ng tae ng aso, o bugahan ka ng bugahan ng chongkee habang tulog at pagising mo ‘di mo maintindihan pakiramdam mo? Pili ka nalang brad.

Magkakabanda nga pala sila.

May tugtugan ngayon ang mga kupal ngayong gabing to.Tamang usapan alas 4 kwatro kita kita na kla mang jun e.Alas sinco imedia na at nakasimangot na si mang jun. Nagdatingan din ang mga ulol. Si lulay, payatot, matangkad na mukang gago pero parang aso makipasuntukan at lagi lang nakashades kahit gabi. Bahista. Magkasama na sila ni Batman dumating. Eto gitaristang ‘to akala Jamaica tong pilipinas, damo lang ng damo sige, ilang beses na nahuli, SiGE! Todo bonghits pa talaga, makikita mo nalang yang yuyuko at ibabagsak ang buhok. Pagtingala bumubuga nalang. HITS FROM BONG!!!rrRastafurrr-AhY!!! Si apog kanina pa pala naka tambay sa taas kung nasaan ang TV, nakahilata, nakataas ang paa, nagyososi, at may isang lapad sa beltbag.Todo petix. Natunugan nalang na nanjan na ang mga ugok at bumaba’t makipagkupalan. Eto si jonathan davis ng Pasig City at sa kanya natin kanina sinumulan ang nakaabang na lecheng adventure nila. Isa nalang ang kulang at rakenrol nato. Si apog ang drummer.

“Hoy Tangina niyo!!!Kanina pa ba kayo andito?! Tangina ano na! Tara na puta! Ayoko dito magpraktis, dko feel dito. Tara na puta! Tangina tatakbo nako ulit ah.Pag kayong tatlong kupal d tumakbo bahal kayo sa buhay niyo.Walang sisishan ah.”

Naguluhan ang tatlo at mejo natatawa.

“inan to!anlabo amputa!”

Sabay tumakbo nga. Huminto ng nakalayo ng konti, lumingon at sumigaw :

“Hoy ulol!Bakulaw! Yung sitaw mo nandun sa naka shades!!! yung upo niyo manong nandun sa parang baliw yung buhok!!!”

Dumura pataas at tumakbo ulit. Tumatawa.

At nagtakbuhan na nga silang lahat at nakatamo ng tama ng dura.

Nang ligtas na.

“Pukinginang bobo ka ba?ano yun puki ng ina ka?!”…”tangina talaga to oh,hassle amputa….nu ba yun men?”…oo pakyu kang gago ka napagod ako dun kingina ka!…upo amputa?!”

Sabay abot ng tig iisang piling ng saging tong si RayBan sa bawat napagod at sumalo ng dura niya..

‘D sha mahilig sa rayban na shades, flip lang tatay at nanay niya cguro. Ika nga niya eh – ‘Pare, pangalan lang yan. Pwede ko ngang tawagin sarili kong “conde” eh.YI CONDE RAYBAN!!TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT! BWAHAHAHA!- sa isip isip niya.” Pero yung tawa at mura hindi lang yata sa isip niya yun eh. Kasi nung gabing yun sa mayrics gumuguho na mundo niya sa amats nun at kung kaninong grupo nalang sha umeepal epal. Nagtatakbo din shang pilas pilas damit pauwi nun. Makapal ang muka, matinde paninidigan, todo get up panx, walang paki elam-mamatay ka jan kung gusto mo, magnanakaw ng gulay at prutas at tiyak maraming pang iba. Sha ang bokalista, aminado walang telento, ilang beses ng pinagpsasabihan ng nakapanuod na ayusin ang pagkanta niya at ilang beses na ding napaaway at dahil mataas ang stage, lamang sha’t nahahampas niya lagi ng mic stand sa muka para may oras sha makatakbo at kaya iilan lang ang pwede nilang matugtugan lugar. Sila nga pala ang “’D So Wutz?”.

“They play heavy metal straight to bone metal.You should ano… want like to have to see to watch ahh…my mga alaga…live playing?.I ….I phonecall them! Like devils screaming killing angels at yung mga ganung shet!!!!Pare!!! Alam mo yun?Yung mga tpong sheeeeeet!!!!?!alam mo ba sinasabi ko?SHEEEEET!!!!!!??? …ganon pare…shet………..DIBA?! *toot* toot* tooot*

Msg from RAYBAN ‘d MAN Ya’ll hoLleR:

HOY NEGRO NASAN NA YUNG HULING PERA KO SA HULING GIG .15 THOUSAN YUN KUPAL KA!PAPUNTA KO JAN.HANDA MO NA =)

Merong nga pala silang ubod ng tulunging tropa, Si Manggi .Trip din niya sha ang manager. Todo hatak na tao, sobrang abuso na sa katawan sa kakadroga o kung ano mang bisyo. Mahigit kwarenta na siguro to tancha ko lang, baka nga 60 pa e. Tangina itim na ng gilagid niya e. Sabagay ang itim din naman niya e. Regular natong taong to sa pagala gala d2 sa pasig. May banda dati, walang nangyari, nakatira sa bahay ng nanay niiya, nastuck sa panahon ng scorpions. Iniwan ng asawa. May konting sayad at kadalasan mahirap maintindihan ang sinsabi niya sa tagal nalang magkakasama nasanay na at natutunan na din ng lahat ang salita ni Manggi. Ang tunay pala niyang pangalan e “marky”.Sa sobrang kasabawan, na-ngongo na.. Balbas sarado, hindi mabangong tao, malapad, maiitim. Henyo pero bobo. Magaling magisip pagnakaisip. Malaking bulas.

Pagmadaling araw pagnapapadaan tong bandang “minamanage” niya sa harap ng bahay niya. Papasukin nila ang bahay nito at magkakalat ng tae ng kalabaw na napupulot lang jan sa ilang natitirang bukid dito na may mga kalbawa pa sa Pasig.

Ganito lang naman magalit si Manggi e, bilan mo lang beer yan bestfriends na kayo ulit samahan mo na ng yosi at isang joint. Eto:

FONE NI BATMAN

Msg from : SIR LIBRENG ToYo Sa GilaGid

PUTANGINA NIYO!!!

REPLY NI BATMAN

To: SIR LIBRENG ToYo Sa GilaGid

MATULOG KA NA NEGRO!

DINALAN KA NAMIN UNAN

MARAMI!!

FONE NI LULAY

Msg from : Manggi Mark Wildbreath

ISa ka pang

PUTaNGFINAKOA…..!!!!

REPLY NI LULAY

To: Manggi Mark Wildbreath

OO,PUTANGINA MO!

GUDNYT=)

FONE NI APOG

Msg from: IDOL SA LIBAG

INA INYO

NYO TALGLA

REPLY NI APOG

To: IDOL SA LIBAG

HAHAHHA

BOBO KA ALAM MO NAMAN

MAGKAKASAMA KAMI,

TX KA PA SA LAHAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

ETO SAYO PAKYU!

C U TOM=)TX U ME AH

FONE NI RAYBAN ? Wala! Panx daw kasi sha eh.nakibasa lang sha ng txt messages ng iba at nakikitawa.Dami kc alam,’d kc cellfone na yung pitikin.Puro gulay at prutas, pwe!

Matagal na nangyari yan e at malamang nangyayari pa rin yan.

Ngayong kilala nyo na ang pet person ng groupong ito.

Tuloy natin sa kausap ni manggi na mukang hirap na hirap na sha mageenglish. Chambahan nga lang, napadaan lang si manggi sa lotohan ng bigla shang maihi.Nakiusap na kung pwede makihi pero sabi nung ale wala daw silang cr. Nagtimpi muna sha,tinapos ang pila,total ambilis na din dumami ng tao bigla sa likod niyang nakapila din e. Hanggang sa nakataya sha. Nagtatakbo ngayon si manggi, pumasok sha sa isang hubuang bar, nakalimutan sandali ang ihi sa mga nakitang nagspsplit na mga hubo’t hubad na mga babaeng dalag. Natingki ng isang lasing palabas at para bang gatillyo e bigla sha naihi sa pag katingki sa kanya. Nagtatakbo na naman sha. Habang nagbabawas sha ng lason sa katawan may narinig shang naguusap sa loob ng cassilyas.

“……..May pera ba sa pagproduce ng mga tugtugan.” Sagot nung isang boses ,nagmamadaling galit na galit na: “Oo! puta!” - “Yang mga bandang yan na makukuha mo jan sa mga production production na yan? - puta bigyan mo lang barya barya yung mga yun at konting beer na may dura o ihi o puta kung ano mang kalaswaan ginagawa ng mga waiter sa mga beer sa mga ganyan”..”ang punto men,kung may pera kang kasha sa pag papagig, Sinisigurado ko sayo, balik niyan muchos!”…

-“talaga ah?hmmmm….makapagpagig nga!”

Umilaw ang muka ni manggi nung narinig niya to.Naihi pa nga ata sha e.Pero puta sa dungis naman niya e baka makatulong pang luminis ng konti yung pantalon niyang nang gigila-ite. Putik na ngayon ang alikabok.Putik na may amats.

Hinabol ni manggi yung nais magpagig.

Inabotan niya ng calling card niyang gawa lang niya na gawa sa dalawang cartolinang pinagdikit para mejo maging card, calling card. Nagpakilalang manager ng bandang “’D So Wutz?”.Todo explain sha na kung ano yung banda, yung mga myembro,mga awards na natanggap nila.

-AWARDS?!bat parang ngayon ko lang ata narinig tong banding to?anong award yang natanggap niyo?

-Bossing, duda ka pa yata e.Yung drummer namin MVP yun sa baranggay liga 2003.

Yung bahista naman naming runner up ng mister pogi, special mention award naman natanggap niya dun. Yung gitarista naman naming,wala man shang medalya, sa kanya ang trophy ng pinakamalakas mag damo,pagtapat tapatin mo pa lahat ng barrangay sa amin. Yung bokalista naman nam…

-Tangina seryoso ka ba?!Award sa tugtugan tungak!Sayad ka ba bro?.hahahahaha!

Walang sabi sabi sinakal ni manggi yung producer.

-PUTA KA !GUSTO MO SAMA PA KITA SA TAMBAYAN NAMIN,ANDUN LAHAT NG MEDALYA NILA !ANO?INANGTO,KALA MO SAKIN SINUNGALING?!

PASOK RAYBAN :

-Oi !libag kelangan mo tulong ?sino yang nillason mo ng baho mo’t dinidikit mo sha sa katawan mo?

-ok lang ! KAYA KO TO MGA BUBWIT, bibigyan tayo ng gig nito. Ayus ba?!

Tinayo ni rayban ang lalaking sinasakal ni manggi at binigyan ito ng saging. Nagmadaling umalis ang muntik ng mamatay sa bantot. Buti nalang at naalala ni manggi ipapaalala: “Tol,you well txt rahyt?or contact me better, rock? Ingat ah dami baliw jan!”

Ilang oras makalipas at nasa kalye na ang lima at nagkakalat na. Umiihing naglalakad si manggi at patuloy pa rin sa kakwento na para bang wala lang na kung tutusin wala naman makaintinde o sumiseryoso sa tinde ng amats niya. Biglang may sumigaw ng :Tangina niyo!Immortal ba kayo?d ba kayo nagugutom?!

Sa talas ng mata at sa todo pagigisng tuso neto no rayban naka ispat agad sha ng tangke ng gasul na nasa loob lang ng isang gate na mababa. Kayang kayang sungkitin. Tiniktikan ni rayban na bumantay si lulay sa bahay para kung sakaling may bumukas na ilaw. Si manggi naman ay patuloy pa rin sa kwento niyang wala naman nakakaintinde. Si Apog at si Batman naman eh nakabantay sa kalye, tiktik sa tanod o silup.Tigisang kanto sila.Inakyat na ni rayban ang gate dahil sa tinde na ng amats nya e hindi na nya masungkit at maiangat ng mabuti ang tangkeng mukang may laman pa at abigat bigat pa kasi. Sinutsutan niya si Manggi na abutin ang tangkeng kalong kalong niya. Pero patuloy pa rin si manggi sa pagkwentong walang humpay.nakatingin sha kay rayban na mukang sa puntong eto eh bigat na bigat na sa tangke ng gasul na buhat buhat niya.Biglang may nagbukas ng ilaw sa bahay at nagkahulan ang mga asong tunong malalaki. Nataranta si rayban at nabitawan ang tangke.Paakyat na sha ng gate ng biglang may naramdaman shang parang pangil atang nakabaon sa kalamnan ng kaliwang binti niya.Nagtitili si gago.

Hinubad nilalay ang shades niya at umakyat sa bakod. Sinapak nya ang Doberman sa mata. Naghuhumiyaw paalis. Ngayon bukas na ang ilaw ng buong bahay Lumabas ang may ari ng bahay may dala dalang baril at d nagatubiling papatukan sila.Umaripas ang dalawang nasa loob ng bakuran at parang magic, eto na naman ang Doberman, mejo kirat pero matapang pa rin.Pumipito na sa Apog senyales na may parating na silup. Nasa ibabaw na sila ng gate at talon nalang ng biglang humabol pa ang Doberman at naabot ang tshirt ni Apog. Napilas ang damit niya at subsob sha sa alpalto pabagsak. Patuloy pa rin ang paputok ng may ari ng bahay.IIkutan palang sana nila ang bahay at daadaan sa likod-eskinita ng bahay na yun ng biglang….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!Tinamaan nung may ari ng bahay yung mga tangke nya ng gasul!Tumba silang lahat sa lakas ng sabog. Biglang nagtitili si Batman.”May tama ako brad,may tama ako…!!!Ang daming dugo….”nakahilata sha sa aspalto at pinagtatawanan naming sha dahil may patay sa aso sa batok niya. Pira piraso na nga lang. Tinayo nila si Batman at pinulot ni Rayban ang asong patay. Lumalakas na tunog ng wang wang. Kanya kanya na to at magkita nalang sa tambayan.

Kanya kanyang diskarte to makabalik sa tambayan,malayo layo din sha at maraming madadaanang tanod at mga silup na nagchecheckpoint ng pedestrian. Etong si batman kaya nagging batman kasi ang hilig sumabit sa jeep.Hanggang ngayon kaya sha nakakadulas sa mga pulis.Sasabit lang sha, magtatago sa kabilang gilid ng umandar na jeep sa hindi sha makikita ng pulis na nakatamabay. Makapit kamay nun at matinde magbalance.Break dancer yun ni Andrew E dati e! Si Apog naman,kaya din siguro “apog” kc tibay talaga ng muka niya e. Kaya niya humarap sa pulis at d sha matitinag.Sanay na sanay sa pikikipagusap samga taong kalye.Harangin man sha ng ke-tanod o pulis madaan niya yun sa kwentihan. Si lulay swerte lang cguro yun kaya d sha nahuhuli. Tamang masama na tingin sakanya ng isang pulis at todo suspect na talagatingin sa kanya bigla nalang mababahing ang pulis o mapupuwing o masasagasan o matatae o kung ano man at palagi!... palagi shang nakakapuslit dahil sa mga ganung bagay. Si manggi naman campante kaming makakarating d2 yun dahil kumpare niya lahat yang mmga pulis pulis at tanod tanod na yan e.Kababata ba, may pinagsamahan, hindi talo.O baka pinagbibigyan nalang din sha at naawa sa kanya.Kung ano pa man e swerte pa din niya.

Sabay sabay nagdatingan sa plaza, malapit na dun ang tambayan namin at isang tawid nalang.Patwid na kami ng bigla nalang may humarang sa aming trycikel sa jampak ng mga batang mejo halatang paliwara. Sumigaw: “Alpha kappa Rho kme,gusto mong panain naming kayo?”. Walang gumalaw ni isa sa amin. Umabante ang trysikel at kahit nakaliko na sila sa kanto e naririnig pa din naming ang tawanan ng mga ulol.

Nasa gitna palang ng kalye eh may naamoy na silang mabango’t nakakapanglaway. Nakarating din sila sa “barbers”.Dating barberya ito na pagaari ng ninuno ng kung sino man sa limang to.Kumpleto pa ang gamit pang barberya d2, ung mga upuan, salamin, kahit powder at mga suklay.Ang wala lang yata e gunting. Tutal at wala naman gumagamit ng lote naisipan nilang gawing tambayan. Nauna si rayban makarating sa barbers at mukang matagal na shang nandun at mukang may niluluto na.Wala ng nakaisip itanong pa k rayban kung paano sha nakapuslit dahil gutom na gutom na lahat at gusto nalang fumoodtrip ng lahat.

“sabi ko sa inyo ako didiskarte ng chibog e,kung sweswertihin din talaga oo.”-“o game?tara na’t kumain puta gutom na gutom na ko.”

Paglatag ng ulam natawa lahat.

Ang nasabi lang ni manggi:“pota,doberman!imported na karne yan!“

At si rayban naman:“gago ka ah,kinagat moko kanina ah!“

**Wala pong nasaktan sa pagsabog ng mga tangke ng gasul(pwera kay doberman,matanda na rin si doberman kaya sipin niyo nalang pong oras na din niya) .Nangalahati po ang bahay sa pwersa ng sabog pero luma na din naman yun e.Isang bagyo o bahing nalang yun. Kasalukuyan po, ang may ari ng bahay ay iniimbistigahan kung bakit niya binaril ang tangke ng MGA gasul na negosyo nila.**Duda ng mga pulis,insurance to!

Wala pang araw eh ring na ring ang lecheng talepano ni manggi,Ang sama ng gising ni lulay dahil ang ingay ng cellfone ni manggi at may epoxy ng shades niya sa ulo niya.Hindi sha makapaghilamos.Maya maya at nagising na din lahat pwera ang nangising.Hinawakan nilang apat ang paa ni manggi at inaangat ito hanggang sa nakalambitin na sha pero dpa rin sha nagising.Tinutok nila ang ulo nito sa cellfone niyang nasa sahig at inintay din itong magising sha sa ring ng talepano niya. Nung dumilat e sabay sabay nilang binitawan at binagsak ang muka sa cellfone niyang istorbo.

Kumalas ang cellfone at bumakat ito sa muka ni manggi na mukang naburat pero mas inaantok kaya lumipat nalang ng pwesto at natulog ulit. Wala pa atang ala una.Ala una ang tipikal na gising ng mga gagong to.Gutom na naman sila at mukang walang natira kay doberman kagabi.Lahat napatingin kay rayban.

-Pakyu kayo!kayo naman magisip.

Humiga ulit.

Si lulay nanggigil na sa naka epoxy na shades sa ulo nya. Kumuha ng pla-is.At ginupit nalang ang sangkalan ng shades sa tenga.Natanggal nga niya yung shades pero nakadikit pa din ang mga sangkalan.Pinagtatajakan niya sa tiyan bawa’t isang nakahiga pwera si manggi.Dahil alam naman ng lahat,sabihn mo ng baliw o kung ano man,hindi nagtritrip si manggi.Tumawa lang ang apat at napadramatic walk out nalang si lulay na may nakadikit na parang dalawang antena sa magkabilang tenga.

-Bye lulay.... see you later....wala ba kaming kiss ?.....waaaaahahahah!

-“TANGINA NIYO!!!dito lang ako sa labas magugupit ng kuko.Baka kainin na naman ni manggi yung pinag gupitan ko e.”

Napabangon bigla si manggi na para bang natauhang baliw nga sha talaga.”PUTANGINA NIYO TALAGA!!!”.-“Sira na naman cellfone ko.”-“bobo kayo,baka yung tumatawag kanina yung producer yon!”…

Natawa ulit lahat.

-“E ikaw pala bobo e.Tingin mo tatawagan ka pa nun.E gago ka pala e.Sinakal mo eh!”

-“tangina niyo,tinakot niyo din e”

-“pwe!kasakal sakal naman din talaga ichura nun e.”

-„BAHALA NA NGA KAYO!leche matutulog nalang ulit...tumutulong na nga e....ganyan pa...mga....nuon....tapos...“

At nakatulog ulit sha.

-Hoy mga turat,may naghahanap sa banda niyo!-sigaw ni apog galling sa labas.

“Sino ka nga ba ulit,kaw yung sinasakal ni manggi kagabi diba?tangina!nu ba yun, LQ ba kayo kagabi?”-sabay tawa si apog ng hindi na inintay sagot sa marami niyang tinanong.

Pero sumagot pa rin si producer: “Ako pala si Dean Sagud. Plano ko sana magpagig,kukunin ko banda niyo.Marami akong narinig tungkol sa banda niyo e. »

« tulad ng.... ?-mejo pasugod na tanong ni lulay.

“Ahhh…tulad ng ….tumutugtog daw kayo.ahhh maingay…ano ahh magaling?”

“Apog,Batman,Rayban!Labas nga kayo dito.Tabla na yang walang sibling manggi nay an.May loko loko ditto e.”-tawag ni lulay.

“ahhhh hinde……”- kabadong sagot ng Sagud.-“Pwede ba tayo magusap sa isang lugar na pwede tayong kumain, lagpas pananghalian na at panigurado ko hindi pa kayo nagtatanghalian katunayan niiyan ako din e”.-patuloy si Mr.

Napasigaw si Apog na parang nainsulto-“TANGINA!ano ba akala mo samin?nandidiri ka ba sa kastilyo naming?!tingin mo patay gutom kami?”-“san mo ba balak,ha?”-“teka’t pa-tshirt muna.”-“dapat sa masarap ha, ha? Ha Mr.Don Dugas. Tara na mga turat!”…

-“Ah…Mr…Dea….”-sinubukan niyang icorrect.

-“Ano?!Tara na puta!Men,mukang ikaw ang todo nalipasan ng gutom e.”

“Tangina mo manggi maiwan ka na jan kingina kang batugan ka!hahahah”-sigaw ni batman bago lumarga ng tuluyan.

At talagang pagdating sa restauran e walang umuburang hiya.Lamon ang apat na parang walang bukas at may mga nabulsa pa bukod sa ulam.Mga kasangkapan sa kusina mula sa restaurant.Matapos ang pagsususlit ng apat sa libreng pakain,busog na pwedeng hindi kumain ng dalawang araw.Tumayo sabay sabay,ginroup hug si Mr.Dugas at ninakaw ang wallet.Hindi na pinagsalita si Mr.dugas at isa isa nalang nagpaalam na para bang walang sinasabi ang kausap nila’t nanlibre sa kanila.Tuloy tuloy lang na “thank you,thank you!” na tonong happybirthday mula sa apat na boses na halatang nananarantado habang naglalakad palabas ng restaurant. Hindi na nga nakahirit ang kawawang Mr.Dean Sagud.

Parang magkasunod lang sila lumabas ng restaurant pero nung naklabas sha sa pinot e ni isa sa apat e wala na shanng Makita.Kinapa ang susi sa bulsa, nahalatang nawawala ang wallet at napaluhod at tumawag sa cellfone niya.

Lumipas ang isang magapong wala na naman ginawa ang mga batugang ito.Si lulay maghapong nag gugupit ng bubol.Si Apog parang may kausap na sha lang nakakakita.Si Batman naman drawing lang ng drawing………… sa muka ni manggi na patuloy pa ring natutulog,mag aalas syete na. Si Rayban naman kumakain pa rin ng mga naibulsang mga ulam.

-« MGA TARANTADO !!! »

-uy boses ni kapitan yun ah, »-hirit ni manggi,sa gitna ng pagtulog.

-Ano nalibugan ka na naman ?hahaha- hirit ni Batman.

-„PAKYU!“

Lumabas si Apog.“kap,ano po yun?“

Buntong hininga si kapitan,sabay kaltok sa tagliran ng ulo ni Apog.Balik agad ang tingin ni Apog sa kapitan pero ngayon tuwid na ang tayo niya at ngumiting demonyo. –« baket po ? Ano po ba mapaglilingkod ko sa inyo? »

« Anong baket ?!BAKET ?!e gago pala kayong apat e....ehhh.Lima pala!Pati pala yang alaga niyong taong aso. »-« pag may dadalaw sa baranggay, tingin niyo hindi muna lalapit sa amin yung mga yon ? »-« tingin niyo hindi ko alam nangyayari sa sarili kong baranggay ?! »-« bisita natin yon,tas nanakawan niyo ?!matapos kayo pakainin ? »-« halika,halika na kayong apa..a..lima ! kailangan niyo maturuan ng leksyon e. »-

banat ng isang payat. »oi halikan na daw kayo sabi ni kepweng oh,halikan mo na lulay !hahaha !» PUTANG... !!!-nagpigil na ang kapitan at dinala na lang ang lim....a...eh...apat pala sa prisinto.Ayaw magising ni manggi e.Alam naman ng lahat na wala namang pupuntahan yun e.At pag nagising yun ng wala tong apat nato.Sa baranggay hall o presinto agad didirecho yun.Chaka kababata ni kapitan yun e.May pinagsamahan.

Pagdating sa presinto nandun si Mr.... ?Basta sha !yung ninakawan nila.Mukang nabadtrip.nakaupo lang ng tahimik sa isang table sa loob ng opisina ng barranggay hall.Tinawag ang isa sa mga tanod.At tinawag naman nung tanod ang isa pang tanod.Maya mayang konti yung dalawang tanod na yun , tinawag na ang kapitan.magsasalita palang ang kapitan ng biglang may tumawag sa talepano niya.Una walang pumapansin naka sampung ring na at hindi nasagot. Pero tumawag ulit. Naisip ni kap na baka importante at isinauna na ang pagsagot ng telapano.Habang nakikipagusap ang kapitan sa telepano sumenyas ito sa isa sa mga tanod. Kinalagan sa posas ang apat at inabutan ng walis, bunot at floorwax. »O,simulan niyo na sentensya niyo ! »-tinakpan ni kap ang mouthpeace at humirit muna ng pambasag sa apat na salarin. Si Mr.Dean e kasalukuyang nasa telepono din niya. Lumipas mga 2 minuto, biglang umalis ang kapitan. Kinausap sandali si Mr.Dean at parang sumesenyas na hindi rin sha magtatagal.

Lumipas ang isang araw. Nagising nalang sila sa amoy ng kape at sinangag. Pinabangon sila ng mga tanod. Pinalapit.Binuksan ang drawer at inabutan ulit sila ng walis,bunot at floorwax. Tanghalian na hindi pa rin pinapakain ang apat. Kita na sa mga mata ni lulay ang papalapit na delirio. At si batman na galaw ng galaw ang kamay na para bang nagbabalot ng joint. Si apog naman stedi lang at walang imik. Si rayban naman nagwawalis at sumasayaw sayaw pa sa sounds ng love radio.Biglang may nagsalita sa isa sa mga rajo ng tanod na bumaba daw sila sandali , kelangan daw ng alalay ni mayor at ng misis niya. Naguluhan ang apat. Magkakasunod pumasok ng pinto, ang mayor at si mrs mayor, ang kapitan at si Mr.Dean. Sa labas lahat ng tanod. Sinara ang pinto at pinaupo ang apat.

“Alam niyo ba kung bakit kayo nandito?”- tanong ng mayor sakanila.

“Ah kasi po, kinuha namin wallet niya?”- listong sagot naman nito ni Apog.

„Oo! Pero hindi yun yung rason kung bakit kayo andito ngayon.Yun ang rason kung bakit kayo tumagal dito’t ginawang katulong ng mga tanod.“-ika ng mayor-“Hindi ba man lang kayo naintriga kung bakit kayo pinuntahan ni Mr.Sean Gasud?”

-“ahhh…De..a“ –icocorect sana niya. Sabay tingin ang mayor sa kanya na tamang ‘dun ka nga muna “eh…dibale nap o…”- atras si Mr.D.

“kung wala ng hihirit pa, itutuloy ko na yung sinasabi ko”-patuloy ang mayor…”andito kayo kasi napilli kayong maging mascot ng bayan natin.”-“tagapagdala ng bandila, tagapagbigay ng liksi sa ating nangunguluntoy at tumatamlay na sambayanang tao”-“lalo na sa mga kabataan”.-“alam kong banda kayo,maari ko kayong matulungan maabot ang pangarap niyong sumikat,makilala at higit sa lahat kumita ng pera ng gumaang ang inyong buhay at hindi niyo na kailanganing magnakaw pa kahit kalian.”-“hindi ito offer”-“kung tutuusin eh wala kayong iba pa din pagpipilian e.Kung hindi itong sinasabi ko sa inyo ngayon ang gagawin niyo.Kulungan kayo.”-“handa ba kayong itayo ang baying to?”

Nagkatinginan ang apat at walang nagsalita kungdi tumungo lang lahat at sumangayon.Tumalikod sa mayor at naghagikhikan sa kilig sa di kapanipaniwalang buenas na dumapo ngayon sakinla.

“meron pa ba kayong gustong malaman?”-dagdag ng mayor.

“ahhh….ano pong silbe ni Mr.D?”-tanong ni Batman

“heh,kaya niyo nay an pagusapan,malalaki na kayo”-tumayo ang mayor at nagtawag na ng alalalay(mahigit 300 yrs old na ata si mayor e).”eto lang ang tatandaan niyo:sa bawat tagumpay niyo,nasa likod niyo ang bayan natin.Pero sa bawat kabalbalang magawa niyo,e sa mismong plaza ko kayo itutusta,malinaw?!” –malasundalong tanong ni mayor.

Para naming meron ng pa bang ibang pagpipilian tong apat na to?Wala na silang nagawa kungdi sumagot ng “Opo”.

Nagpaalam na si MR.D k mayor at umalis na si mayor kasama ang kanyang sariling private army ng mga kepweng na may otomatik na baril.Naiwan si Mr.D. Nakatayo sa pinto at ahem ng ahem.”May importante lang yata dapat akong sabihin sa inyo.”-“Ako ang magiging manager niyo”. Nabitawan ng lahat ang kani kanilang hawak.Walis, bunot at floorwax. Pati pala ang bagong pitik na relos ni Mr.D. na hawak ni Rayban, nabitawan at nabasag pa.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Porma? ...Yes!... Everything else?....Tabla!!!

pir pir pir!!!!
kapag hindi mo na alam.......

Kung hindi ka babae at nangingibabaw ang ichura mo bukod sa kahit ano pa...
-kusapin mong mabuti ang sarili mo, tanungin mo't siguraduhin mo kung ano ka nga ba

Kung ang isusuot mo mamaya e isa sa mga nirereview mo sa utak mo kesa sa mismong gagawin mong kung anuman...
-mejo sipatin mong mabuti ang linyang nasan ka

kung iniisip mo ding susunod na ang lahat pagandahin mo lang ang sarili mo kesa sa mismong pagpaigi at buong pusong paghatid ng presentashon mo at sinasabi mong nirerepresenta mo...
-isang malaking kalawit at higanteng tuldok sa dulo men

kung lahat ng ideya mo na ipinapamahagi at gustong yariin ay may "parang" sa simula...
-wag na gawin at nagawa na kse

kung tuluyan ng walang bahid ng kung san ka galing ang kung nasan ka ngayon...
-san ka pa papunta? tama na siguro yan at mauumpog ka lang

kung marami kang nauto at maraming naniwala sa mga pinagsasabi mo't pinag gagawa mo at higit sa lahat ikaw mismo ay naniwala't natuwa na rin...
-alam mo yung "jahe naman"?

kung ang kilos pananalita mo ay naka depende sa kung sino man ang kaharap mo...
-harap ka muna sa sarili mo bago sa iba at alamin mo din muna kung sino ka nga ba talaga.
ulit, jahe naman eh

kung nabubuhay ang dugo mko sa nakitang sapatos/pantalon/tshirt o stockings sa tv/magasin o kungsan man...
-lakad ka sa kalye men

kung kaya mong isang tabi at mga nasabi mong paninidigan mo alang alang sa ikauunlad mo...
-nakakatawang nakakalungkot kang dura

kung nakikinig ka sa 'dapat' (TV) ayon sa mas tanga pa sayo na alam mo naman mismo kung ano talaga...
-gulak siguro

pero kung kaya mo to
edi sige...

tandaan lang maghilamos at higit sa lahat magbaon ng panyo at magpunas ng labi madalas dahil naiipon ang bolshet ang paniguradong mangingitim ang nguso mo

kaikantaii
habaan ko pa sana pero kelangan ko na iligo to
pir!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

KWENTO ni DODONG...

alas kwatro ng hapon, naglalakad ako sa luneta na may biglang tumawid sa harapan ko na isang jeepney... tang ina muntik na ko masagasaan... sobrang bilis humarorot ang driber ng jeepney. maya maya lang may biglang kumalabog sa kabilang kanto... agad kong pinuntahan... ayon ang jeep na gago sumalpok sa poste nahulugan pa ng koryente sunog ang driber pati mga pasahero nito... amoy barbeque pa ang amoy ng mga taong nasunog sa jeepney. nung ilang minuto may biglang tumapik sa kaliwang balikat ko at sabi hoy gising!!! panaginip lang pala... pagkatapos nun naligo na ako't kumain... tsk tsk tsk...

Saturday, August 30, 2008

tsinelas

madumi palagi ang paa ko, wala kse akong sapatos,bestfriend ko ang sinelas ko, palakad lakad lang ako kung saan san, madalas mo ko makikita sa kalsada, minamahal ang usok! Naliligo sa alikabok at nagpapakapal ng libag sa paa. Kung hindi naman ako aalis ng bahay eh madalas lang ako nanunuod ng dvd o kaya sumasoundtrip o nagtutugtug ng gitara o kaya naman bigla nalang akong sumisigaw ng "SHET!!!" Pero minsan lang yun pag mashado na masikip ang hawak ng pwersa sa leeg ko, bihira lang naman yun e mga every 5 mins lang naman cguro, pero puta paki mo ba db? Nagiipon ako para makabili ng lupa ko at makapagtpatayo ng castle ko.Sa lahat ng gustong tumulong e tatanggapin ko piso niyo, pwede na yan, piso din yan! ORYT!!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

THE GREYHOUNDZ STORY


Auds Avenido, TJ Brilliantes, Allen Cudal and Alex Dinoso were schoolmates and Nino Avenido was Auds' cousin. The name Greyhoundz was borrowed from auds father's band.They formed just to join a local battle of the bands contest which was cancelled, so they opted to audition for a night to play at the now defunct Club Dredd. They got the gig and played regularly at productions and regular nights at Club Dredd and other places then that were hotspots for "bahala na" gigs, like Yosh Café, Rockmore's Place and underground gigs or parties that were held in basketball courts, backyards or wherever and was just put together and organized by just a bunch of kids. This was during the era of "the showbands". Bands like Greyhoundz during that time couldn't play at clubs where SideA or SouthBorder and the likes play. So any offer for a gig that came along, the band grabbed. It eventually paid off and the cult following grew and gigs just kept coming. Sometime during all that, the band was having problems with their vocalist (Alex Dinoso) or vice versa or whatever and the next thing we knew Reg was taking over the vocal duties. Reg Rubio was a drinking buddy of ours from our "Dredd days". He already had a band, "Chadish Magoy". As the story goes, Reg told me "Chadish Magoy "is a fictional character he imagined or something. We often had gigs that our bands would play at. Reg would often hang out with us so we were not as buddy-buddy to his other band mates as we were to him. We were the last batch of regular bands at Club Dredd before they closed. Club Dredd almost became like a second home to us, we would go there even if we didn't have a gig, just to watch, drink and hangout. We would see each other so much that it was even pointless to say goodbye. I mean we were tight. Greyhoundz, Slapshock, Zoom and Cheese were a force to be reckoned with and everyone who knew us knew that. So when they decided to replace their vocalist it was only logical that they would ask Reg to take over. I think his band was already breaking up anyway. Reg admits he struggled but we all knew he would come through fine. We kept on playing gigs here and there, the kids just seem to get it, and eventually the gigs were getting tighter and tigher. We felt like we were in some sort of movement and we were up to prove something. ..>Greyhoundz were the first to break through and raise our flag high when they played at the NU107 Independece Day Concert at Club Dredd. I was not there personally but from accounts told, this was what happened : They were up to play up on stage and they couldn..'t even get to the stage because the place was packed and people wont even budge to give them room to get to the stage. They eventually got to the stage and while setting up, they were heckled like hell. To further explain the scenariothis was a time when everyone had either long long hair, skinheads, tight glam rock pants, mohawks, doc martnes, I mean pure evil punk rock and roll! Moreover, up on stage were these kids with loose jeans, cargo elephant pants, sneakers, weird braided hairstyles, long chains, and a little bald guy as their vocalist. At this point, I was at home listening to the radio, as it was being broadcast live. They played a killer set. To make the long story short, after they played, it was not that hard to leave the stage as it was to get there. The crowd parted as they packed up and walked away. After that gig, everybody suddenly knew who they were. ..nThey produced a demo with Noel de Brackinghe and went on NU107..'s In The Raw. The song "Pigface" got airplay and got the attention of record labels. They signed to Sony Music Philippines and released their debut album "7 Corners Of Your Game", a collection of original songs ranging from guttural screaming songs mixed with funky hip-hop grooves, detuned guitars, aggressive bass lines, stabbing riffs and crisp drum rhythms, that spewed out the singles "Pigface" and "..nMr.P.I.G." which both hit the charts. The album even featured guest artists such as Karl Roy (lead singer of POT then and the lead singer for Kapatid now) and Chill. You should remember that this was the post Eraserheads and LA105 days. When the album broke out it was unlike anything ever released or heard here in the Philippines. The songs are even often mistaken for foreign acts by people who are not at all familiar with the band. When they launched their album somewhere in Makati in the now defunct Mars, there were more people outside that couldn..'t get in as compared to the already packed place. And I also remember we held a gig at Music Museum and all hell broke loose. We did not expect that much people would come to the gig. The line up was Greyhoundz, Slapshock, Zoom, Cheese and the now disbanded Glitch. I think Music Museum can only hold 724 plus people at a time and I distinctly remember that it was a lot more than 800 people inside that night not to mention the other hundreds of people outside who could..'nt get in because Music Museum was over its crowd capacity. It was for us the confirmation that it was now in a completely new level. "7 corners" was highly praised and the band was nominated at the ..'99 NU107 Rock Awards in all categories except for the "Best Video" category. However, they went home empty handed that year. They went on unfazed and toured the album successfully throughout the entire country. The following kept growing but some critics still said that it was just a fad and that it wont last, even giving it a name mockingly as "The kupaw movement" (In reference to the first single off their album "Pigface"). They did break through all right. However, they broke through a path of muck. Inspite of all the adversities, the album went platinum. Enjoying the success of their album, endorsing for LEE jeans and playing regularly, the band was riding it, as one should. Collaborating with artists such as Regine Velasquez, playing for fashion shows, the band grabbed more attention as they showed how versatile and creative they could get. ..n",1] ); //-->..>Greyhoundz were the first to break through and raise our flag high when they played at the NU107 Independece Day Concert at Club Dredd. I was not there personally but from accounts told, this was what happened : They were up to play up on stage and they couldn't even get to the stage because the place was packed and people wont even budge to give them room to get to the stage. They eventually got to the stage and while setting up, they were heckled like hell. To further explain the scenariothis was a time when everyone had either long long hair, skinheads, tight glam rock pants, mohawks, doc martnes, I mean pure evil punk rock and roll! Moreover, up on stage were these kids with loose jeans, cargo elephant pants, sneakers, weird braided hairstyles, long chains, and a little bald guy as their vocalist. At this point, I was at home listening to the radio, as it was being broadcast live. They played a killer set. To make the long story short, after they played, it was not that hard to leave the stage as it was to get there. The crowd parted as they packed up and walked away. After that gig, everybody suddenly knew who they were. They produced a demo with Noel de Brackinghe and went on NU107's In The Raw. The song "Pigface" got airplay and got the attention of record labels. They signed to Sony Music Philippines and released their debut album "7 Corners Of Your Game", a collection of original songs ranging from guttural screaming songs mixed with funky hip-hop grooves, detuned guitars, aggressive bass lines, stabbing riffs and crisp drum rhythms, that spewed out the singles "Pigface" and " Mr.P.I.G." which both hit the charts. The album even featured guest artists such as Karl Roy (lead singer of POT then and the lead singer for Kapatid now) and Chill. You should remember that this was the post Eraserheads and LA105 days. When the album broke out it was unlike anything ever released or heard here in the Philippines. The songs are even often mistaken for foreign acts by people who are not at all familiar with the band. When they launched their album somewhere in Makati in the now defunct Mars, there were more people outside that couldn't get in as compared to the already packed place. And I also remember we held a gig at Music Museum and all hell broke loose. We did not expect that much people would come to the gig. The line up was Greyhoundz, Slapshock, Zoom, Cheese and the now disbanded Glitch. I think Music Museum can only hold 724 plus people at a time and I distinctly remember that it was a lot more than 800 people inside that night not to mention the other hundreds of people outside who could'nt get in because Music Museum was over its crowd capacity. It was for us the confirmation that it was now in a completely new level. "7 corners" was highly praised and the band was nominated at the '99 NU107 Rock Awards in all categories except for the "Best Video" category. However, they went home empty handed that year. They went on unfazed and toured the album successfully throughout the entire country. The following kept growing but some critics still said that it was just a fad and that it wont last, even giving it a name mockingly as "The kupaw movement" (In reference to the first single off their album "Pigface"). They did break through all right. However, they broke through a path of muck. Inspite of all the adversities, the album went platinum. Enjoying the success of their album, endorsing for LEE jeans and playing regularly, the band was riding it, as one should. Collaborating with artists such as Regine Velasquez, playing for fashion shows, the band grabbed more attention as they showed how versatile and creative they could get. ..>In between all of it, they still kept coming up with new guitar lines, bass lines or melodies and whenever there was any free time for them to jam; they would try to put it all together into a whole song. I was personally with Reg when the whole writing process for the self-titled second album was still in progress up until recording. To sum it all up this is the whole environment and feel of the time: Reg..'s parents migrated to the states and he opted to stay to take care of the house. Nino..'s car was jacked with almost all of their instruments inside the car. Auds might as well have been on the moon, he was looking after their family farm and his schedule back then was tight. Nino was graduating from college and his schedule was even tighter. TJ was studying too, I think. Allen on the other hand, was just rocking out too much that he kept getting into trouble. Trouble the band really did not need at the time. I am sure that there were more complications that were happening that I was not aware of but that..'s how it was. ..nAs epic as what they went through making the album so as it sounded when it was done. They grew musically, personally and became a finely tuned unit ready to take on anything, again. Their self-titled sophomore effort..'s first single was "Pull" and displayed how serious the band was about proving all the critics wrong that said it was all just noise. No song could be any more aggressive as this song and as deserving a first single and a loud statement: "that were back and you better!!!" - was what this song was to me when they released it. "Even", the second single off the album, went on to be part of the Spiderman Asian release OST. "Hole", also was part of the Philippine release of the Japanese horror flick "The Ring". Featuring the song along with clips from the movie and was shown all over the music video channels. "Your Puppet and Clown", for me is the most epic song in the entire album and I can only describe it as "I wished I have thought of that". From the guitar parts, the structure of the song, the chorus: "lift me up then let go." everything is where it should be and everything sounds as where they should be. They made a video of the song directed by Rico Gutierez which featured local Filipino artist. Its basic premise is "nationalism" and what we went through as an oppressed race. The video had cameos of local artists, director Erik Matti, artist Kiko Escora and actress Rosanna Rocess to name a few. Jason Isip, directed the video for "Karmic" a duet between Ian Tayao of Queso and Reg. They filmed at Dangwa Flower Market and somewhere in Alabang. The premise was there..'s this mysterious box and loves revenge. The lead female of the short film was Mylene Dizon and was supported by the band members themselves. The last single off the album was "Bonfires and Sandcastles" and was a direct result of when all of us went to Puerto Galera and stayed for a week and that..'s why the chorus is "Why are you not here? Where you at? Where you been? I kissed the sun, held the moon in my hand". That was one whole week we, as a group will never forget and would always come back to in our minds and smile. Then came The 2001 NU107 Rock Awards, they performed and were nominated again in all categories. Nino Avenido took home "The Bassist of the Year" award. They did all these while touring. During the album tour, I ocassionally filled in for Nino because he couldn..'t do it due to conflicts of schedules. I witnessed some of it. From what I have sampled, it was crazy! The crowd would go up to the stage and go crazy while we were still playing. And as I know for a fact that this often happens with Greyhoundz..' gigs in provinces or even here in the metro. They carry with them this infectious electricity when you watch them live where you can..'t do anything about it but go crazy yourself. ..n",1] ); //-->..>In between all of it, they still kept coming up with new guitar lines, bass lines or melodies and whenever there was any free time for them to jam; they would try to put it all together into a whole song. I was personally with Reg when the whole writing process for the self-titled second album was still in progress up until recording. To sum it all up this is the whole environment and feel of the time: Reg's parents migrated to the states and he opted to stay to take care of the house. Nino's car was jacked with almost all of their instruments inside the car. Auds might as well have been on the moon, he was looking after their family farm and his schedule back then was tight. Nino was graduating from college and his schedule was even tighter. TJ was studying too, I think. Allen on the other hand, was just rocking out too much that he kept getting into trouble. Trouble the band really did not need at the time. I am sure that there were more complications that were happening that I was not aware of but that's how it was. As epic as what they went through making the album so as it sounded when it was done. They grew musically, personally and became a finely tuned unit ready to take on anything, again. Their self-titled sophomore effort's first single was "Pull" and displayed how serious the band was about proving all the critics wrong that said it was all just noise. No song could be any more aggressive as this song and as deserving a first single and a loud statement: "that were back and you better!!!" - was what this song was to me when they released it. "Even", the second single off the album, went on to be part of the Spiderman Asian release OST. "Hole", also was part of the Philippine release of the Japanese horror flick "The Ring". Featuring the song along with clips from the movie and was shown all over the music video channels. "Your Puppet and Clown", for me is the most epic song in the entire album and I can only describe it as "I wished I have thought of that". From the guitar parts, the structure of the song, the chorus: "lift me up then let go." everything is where it should be and everything sounds as where they should be. They made a video of the song directed by Rico Gutierez which featured local Filipino artist. Its basic premise is "nationalism" and what we went through as an oppressed race. The video had cameos of local artists, director Erik Matti, artist Kiko Escora and actress Rosanna Rocess to name a few. Jason Isip, directed the video for "Karmic" a duet between Ian Tayao of Queso and Reg. They filmed at Dangwa Flower Market and somewhere in Alabang. The premise was there's this mysterious box and loves revenge. The lead female of the short film was Mylene Dizon and was supported by the band members themselves. The last single off the album was "Bonfires and Sandcastles" and was a direct result of when all of us went to Puerto Galera and stayed for a week and that's why the chorus is "Why are you not here? Where you at? Where you been? I kissed the sun, held the moon in my hand". That was one whole week we, as a group will never forget and would always come back to in our minds and smile. Then came The 2001 NU107 Rock Awards, they performed and were nominated again in all categories. Nino Avenido took home "The Bassist of the Year" award. They did all these while touring. During the album tour, I ocassionally filled in for Nino because he couldn't do it due to conflicts of schedules. I witnessed some of it. From what I have sampled, it was crazy! The crowd would go up to the stage and go crazy while we were still playing. And as I know for a fact that this often happens with Greyhoundz' gigs in provinces or even here in the metro. They carry with them this infectious electricity when you watch them live where you can't do anything about it but go crazy yourself. ..>2004 Pulp SummerSlam, was the last time we saw Allen alive. The death of Allen Cudal, greyhoundz guitarist, due to a car accident on May 6th, 2004, was a big blow both to the band and to the whole group. He was a much-loved character, a free spirit and someone you can really rely on to pick you up when you..'re down. Our light got dimmer the day we lost him. Time passed and deliberations went underway as to who would replace Allen or should they even replace him. But he is irreplaceable. The band carried on and played live bringing along Allen..'s guitar and still setting it up as a tribute to a great friend and brother. Before he passed away, they were already in the middle of writing songs for another album. This time around, it was weird but intense. Nobody knew what would happen, rumors even spread of a break up. Again, the band proved everyone wrong. As adversity is an artist..'s best friend, this was a true test and by finishing the album and releasing it, the band again stands tall and stronger than ever before. ..n"Apoy" was released 2005, a year after Allen..'s death. This time around though, they were no longer among Sony Music Philippine..'s roster of artists. Everything was made possible with the help of friends. From recording, producing, album layout, videos, everything was done gratis. The album launch held at Pasiklab sa Commonwealth packed a 6000 strong following coming from as far as Mindoro and Mindanao to witness their favorite band play 20 songs. Converse even got into the picture and made Houndz endorsers of their apparel. ..nThere could be none more poetic of an album title after what they went through. Everything you would expect from a Greyhoundz album is still there but the way they delivered each song is different, respectively. This album just jumps out and pulls your ears to listen. The carrier single with the same title as the album bears the lines "...bat ka ba nagpapasunog sa sariling mong apoy?!..." this echoes messages of strength, holding on, holding your ground and keeping the faith. A statement on how the band has grown. Directed by Ej Salcedo of CORE 24, the video was shot at Tj..'s house, his mom even played a part in it as the daughters concerned mother in the film. Sir Archie Adamos, one of the country..'s top character actors and the one responsible for the hit tv commercial "kapal gooms" played the part of the father who just cannot understand his daughters failing grades and keeps bugging her about it. It then leads her to rebel even more but he eventually discovers what her true passion is : painting and I think it all ends well. The band shots used in the video were shot in Tj..'s basement. Their second single "Koro", a Greyhoundz collaboration with Gloc9, Francism, is truly a landmark piece, a call for unity as the lines in the chorus go "bridge the gap, spread the love, light the torch, raise the flag. The video was shot at some school at night and was directed by Ogi Sugatan of BRASSKNUCKLES PRODUCTION. 8 Toleran of Queso also appeared as a guest guitar player on the track. The effect of this song and its video on the whole music scene cannot even be put into words. It just crashed barriers and as the line goes in the song, it bridged gaps that needed bridging. The gap between genres, the whole point of the song is that "it..'s all music and it..'s JUST music". Its only preference or choice and we are all free to have our own. It even led them to performing finale with Gloc9 live at the Hip Hop Awards ..'06 at Club Halo, ending the night with a bang. The video for "Koro" was nominated in the 1st ever Myx Music Awards 06 (MMA..'s) for "Best Collaboration" . "Doble Kara", takes a look at social politics honestly, on how people really act and why they act the way they act. However, the way I see it, it is simply a description of a character you should not trust. The video was made by 8 toleran taking various live shots from different Houndz shows and after seeing it makes you want to go to a gig yourself. "Pseudo Dramatic", has recently been shot a video for. From what I gathered, its about some sort of twisted love in an insane asylum. The Video was directed by Paolo Bernaldo, bass player for Moonstar88. A tribute song to Allen entitled "Soldier" is a tearjerker. The entire band sings in this track and even harmonizes. Ultimately, "Apoy" leaves a positive message and it is by far my most favorite release by the Houndz and their most critically acclaimed effort yet. It will definitely leave a mark. ..n",1] ); //-->..>2004 Pulp SummerSlam, was the last time we saw Allen alive. The death of Allen Cudal, greyhoundz guitarist, due to a car accident on May 6th, 2004, was a big blow both to the band and to the whole group. He was a much-loved character, a free spirit and someone you can really rely on to pick you up when you're down. Our light got dimmer the day we lost him. Time passed and deliberations went underway as to who would replace Allen or should they even replace him. But he is irreplaceable. The band carried on and played live bringing along Allen's guitar and still setting it up as a tribute to a great friend and brother. Before he passed away, they were already in the middle of writing songs for another album. This time around, it was weird but intense. Nobody knew what would happen, rumors even spread of a break up. Again, the band proved everyone wrong. As adversity is an artist's best friend, this was a true test and by finishing the album and releasing it, the band again stands tall and stronger than ever before. "Apoy" was released 2005, a year after Allen's death. This time around though, they were no longer among Sony Music Philippine's roster of artists. Everything was made possible with the help of friends. From recording, producing, album layout, videos, everything was done gratis. The album launch held at Pasiklab sa Commonwealth packed a 6000 strong following coming from as far as Mindoro and Mindanao to witness their favorite band play 20 songs. Converse even got into the picture and made Houndz endorsers of their apparel. There could be none more poetic of an album title after what they went through. Everything you would expect from a Greyhoundz album is still there but the way they delivered each song is different, respectively. This album just jumps out and pulls your ears to listen. The carrier single with the same title as the album bears the lines "...bat ka ba nagpapasunog sa sariling mong apoy?!..." this echoes messages of strength, holding on, holding your ground and keeping the faith. A statement on how the band has grown. Directed by Ej Salcedo of CORE 24, the video was shot at Tj's house, his mom even played a part in it as the daughters concerned mother in the film. Sir Archie Adamos, one of the country's top character actors and the one responsible for the hit tv commercial "kapal gooms" played the part of the father who just cannot understand his daughters failing grades and keeps bugging her about it. It then leads her to rebel even more but he eventually discovers what her true passion is : painting and I think it all ends well. The band shots used in the video were shot in Tj's basement. Their second single "Koro", a Greyhoundz collaboration with Gloc9, Francism, is truly a landmark piece, a call for unity as the lines in the chorus go "bridge the gap, spread the love, light the torch, raise the flag. The video was shot at some school at night and was directed by Ogi Sugatan of BRASSKNUCKLES PRODUCTION. 8 Toleran of Queso also appeared as a guest guitar player on the track. The effect of this song and its video on the whole music scene cannot even be put into words. It just crashed barriers and as the line goes in the song, it bridged gaps that needed bridging. The gap between genres, the whole point of the song is that "it's all music and it's JUST music". Its only preference or choice and we are all free to have our own. It even led them to performing finale with Gloc9 live at the Hip Hop Awards '06 at Club Halo, ending the night with a bang. The video for "Koro" was nominated in the 1st ever Myx Music Awards 06 (MMA's) for "Best Collaboration" . "Doble Kara", takes a look at social politics honestly, on how people really act and why they act the way they act. However, the way I see it, it is simply a description of a character you should not trust. The video was made by 8 toleran taking various live shots from different Houndz shows and after seeing it makes you want to go to a gig yourself. "Pseudo Dramatic", has recently been shot a video for. From what I gathered, its about some sort of twisted love in an insane asylum. The Video was directed by Paolo Bernaldo, bass player for Moonstar88. A tribute song to Allen entitled "Soldier" is a tearjerker. The entire band sings in this track and even harmonizes. Ultimately, "Apoy" leaves a positive message and it is by far my most favorite release by the Houndz and their most critically acclaimed effort yet. It will definitely leave a mark. ..>The last time I saw them perform was this year..'s SummerSlam ..'06, where throngs of people were commanded by Reg Rubio to jump around during their set. Hell, if you can make thousands of people jump, what..'s a bridge to gap? Currently, the band is still touring the album and is planning to write new materials for the next album. Again, these are what only I know has happened and me having an idea of what might happen next.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

true story of a priest who saw heaven purgatory and hell

Got this from a friend....

After you read this, kindly forward to people you know who you think do not believe that there is no Hell and Purgatory.


DEATH EXPERIENCE,

written by Father Jose Maniyangat (Florida)



I was born on July 16, 1949 in Kerala, India, to my parents, Joseph and Theresa Maniyangat. I am the eldest of seven children: Jose, Mary, Theresa, Lissama, Zachariah, Valsa and Tom.

At the age of fourteen, I entered St. Mary's Minor Seminary in Thiruvalla to begin my studies for the priesthood. Four years later, I went to St. Joseph's Pontifical Major Seminary in Alwaye, Kerala to continue my priestly formation. After completing the seven years of Philosophy and Theology, I was ordained a priest on January 1, 1975 to serve as a missionary at the Diocese of Thiruvalla.


In 1978, while teaching at the St. Thomas Minor Seminary in Bathery, I became an active member of the Charismatic Renewal Movement and began conducting charismatic retreats and conferences in Kerala.

On Sunday, April 14, 1985, the Feast of the Divine Mercy, I was going to celebrate Mass at a mission church in the north part of Kerala, and I had a fatal accident. I was riding a motorcycle when I was hit head-on by a jeep driven by a man who was intoxicated after a Hindu festival. I was rushed to a hospital about 35 miles away.


On the way, my soul came out from my body and I experienced death. Immediately, I met my Guardian Angel. I saw my body and the people who were carrying me to the hospital. I heard them crying and praying for me. At this time, my angel told me: "I am going to take you to Heaven, the Lord wants to meet you and talk with you". He also said that on the way, he wanted to show me Hell and Purgatory.

First, the angel escorted me to Hell. It was an awful sight! I saw Satan and the devils, an unquenchable fire of about 2,000 Fahrenheit degrees, worms crawling, people screaming and fighting, others being tortured by demons. The angel told me that all these sufferings were due to unrepented mortal sins. Then, I understood that there are seven degrees of suffering or levels according to the number and kinds of mortal sins committed in their earthly lives. The souls looked very ugly, cruel and horrific. It was a fearful experience. I saw people whom I knew but I am not allowed to reveal their identities.


The sins that convicted them were mainly abortion, homosexuality, euthanasia, hatefulness, unforgiveness and sacrilege. The angel told me that if they had repented, they would have avoided Hell and gone instead to Purgatory. I also understood that some people who repent from these sins might be purified on earth through their sufferings. This way, they can avoid Purgatory and go straight to Heaven. I was surprised when I saw in Hell even priests and bishops, some of whom I never expected to see. Many of them were there because they had misled the people with false teaching and bad example.

After the visit to Hell, my Guardian angel escorted me to Purgatory. Here too, there are seven degrees of suffering and unquenchable fire. But it is far less intense than Hell and there was neither quarrelling nor fighting. The main suffering of these souls is their separation from God. Some of those who are in Purgatory committed numerous mortal sins, but they were reconciled with God before their death.


Even though these souls are suffering, they enjoy peace and the knowledge that on day they will see God face to face. I had a chance to communicate with the souls in Purgatory. They asked me to pray for them and to tell the people to pray for them as well, so they can go to Heaven quickly. When we pray for these souls we will receive their gratitude through their prayers and once they enter Heaven, their prayers become even more meritorious.

It is difficult for me to describe how beautiful my Guardian Angel is. He is radiant and bright. He is my constant companion and helps me in all my ministries, especially my Healing Ministry. I experience his presence everywhere I go and I am grateful for his protection in my daily life.

Next, my angel escorted me to Heaven, passing through a big dazzling white tunnel. I never experienced this much peace and joy in my life. Then immediately, Heaven opened up and I heard the most delightful music, which I never heard before. The angels were singing and praising God. I saw all the saints, especially the Blessed Mother and St. Joseph, and many dedicated holy bishops and priests who were shining like stars.


And when I appeared before the Lord, Jesus told me: "I want you to go back to the world. In your second life, you will be an instrument of peace and healing to my people. You will walk in a foreign land and you will speak in a foreign tongue. Everything is possible for you with my grace". After these words, the Blessed Mother told me: "Do whatever He tells you. I will help you in your ministries."

Words cannot express the beauty of Heaven. There, we find so much peace and happiness, which exceed a million times our imagination. Our Lord is far more beautiful than any image can convey. His face is radiant and luminous and more beautiful than a thousand rising suns. The pictures we see in the world are only a shadow of His magnificence. The Blessed Mother was next to Jesus - She was so beautiful and radiant. None of the images we see in this world can compare with Her real beauty. Heaven is our real home, we are all created to reach heaven and enjoy God forever.

Then, I came back to the world with my angel. While my body was at the hospital, the doctor completed all examinations and I was pronounced dead. The cause of death was bleeding. My family was notified and since they were far away, the hospital staff decided to move my dead body to the morgue. Because the hospital did not have air conditioners, they were concerned that the body would decompose quickly.


As they were moving my dead body to the morgue, my soul returned to the body. I felt an excruciating pain because of so many wounds and broken bones. I began to scream and then the people became frightened and ran away screaming. One of them approached the doctor and said, "The dead body is screaming." The doctor came to examine the body and found that I was alive. So he said, "Father is alive, it is a miracle, take him back to the hospital."

Now, back at the hospital, they gave me blood transfusions and I was taken to surgery to repair the broken bones. They worked on my lower jaw, ribs, pelvic bone, wrists, and right leg. After two months, I was released from the hospital, but my orthopedic doctor said that I would never walk again. I then said to him, "The Lord who gave me my life back and sent me back to the world will heal me".

Once at home, we were all praying for a miracle. Still after a month and with the casts removed, I was not able to move. But one day, while praying, I felt an extraordinary pain in my pelvic area. After a short while, the pain disappeared completely and I heard a voice saying, "You are healed. Get up and walk".

I felt the peace and healing power on my body. I immediately got up and walked. I praised and thanked God for the miracle. I reached my doctor with the news of my healing and he was amazed. He said, "Your God is the true God. I must follow your God." The doctor was Hindu and he asked me to teach him about our Church. After studying the faith, I baptized him and he became a Catholic.

Following the message from my Guardian Angel, I came to the United States on November 10, 1986, as a Missionary Priest. First, I worked in the Diocese of Boise, Idaho from 1987 to 1989 and then became the Director of Prison Ministry in the Diocese of Orlando, Florida from 1989 to1992. In 1992, I came to the Diocese of St. Augustine, where I was first assigned to St. Matthew's Parish in Jacksonville for two years. I was then appointed Parochial Vicar of Assumption Church from 1994 to 1999.

In 1997, I was incardinated as a permanent member of the Diocese. Since June 1999, I have been Pastor of St. Mary's Mother of Mercy Catholic Church in MacClenny, Florida. I also serve as the Catholic Chaplain for Florida State Prison in Starke, Union Correctional Institution in Raiford and Northeast Florida State Hospital in MacClenny. I am also the Diocesan Spiritual Director of the Legion of Mary.

On the first Saturday of each month, I conduct a Eucharistic and Charismatic-Healing Ministry in my Parish, St. Mary Mother of Mercy. People come from all over the diocese, many parts of Florida and even from out of the state. I have been invited to conduct the Healing Ministry in other major cities of the United States, including New York, Philadelphia, Washington DC, San Jose, Dallas, Chicago, Birmingham, Denver, Boise, Idaho Falls, Ontario, Miami, Ft Lauderdale, Poolesville and many other countries - Ireland, Spain, Czech Republic, India, France, Portugal, Yugoslavia, Italy, Canada, Mexico, Cayman Island, Hawaiian Islands.


Through this Eucharistic-Healing Ministry, I have seen many people healed physically, spiritually, mentally and emotionally. People with various illnesses, such as cancer, AIDs, arthritis, heart conditions, eye problems, emphysema, asthma, back pains, bad hearing and many others have been healed completely.

In addition, several times during the year, I conduct a special healing service for the healing of the Family Tree, in which the effects from ancestral sins are blocked and the person receives complete healing. Scripture says that the effects from family sins can linger around for three to five generations (Exodus Chapter 34, Verse 7). So, in many cases, we need generational healing. Doctors and medicines do not help to heal certain sicknesses caused by our family tree. During the Healing Ministry, many people rest in the spirit before the Blessed Sacrament and some experience renewal of the soul and healing of the body.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

wake UP!!!

Waking up. Dead to new beginnings.
You crawl under sheets with disbelief that
you're just a shell of what once was & now left broken.

Waking up. A ghost disguised as living flesh.
You pace the four corners & analyze the prison
you've created for yourself.
You're an artist. Disorder is the medium of choice.

Waking up. You listen to the jolly yet sinister chimes of chains
that follow the frantic beat of your steps.
A dance of death that ends with the applause & adjulation of no one.

Waking up. The blinds are left unopen.
Hiding the naked truth your body will most definitely reveal.
For now, you are safe. But know, inevitably must immerse yourself with the masses.

Waking up...
Long breaths...
Readjust your mask...
Open the door...

Good morning.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

ang malas ko...

nagising ako alasyete ng umaga di ko namalayan ang oras "syet late nako sa work" agad akong bumangon, tumakbo papuntang shower pagkatapos naligo d na ko nakapagshampoo pero nakapagsabon naman ako di ko ugaling maligo na walang sabon... mga ilang minuto lang ako sa banyo agad akong lumabas at nagsipilyo pagkatapos nagbihis ung butas pa na pantalon ang nasuot ko wala akong magawa dahil d pa plantsado mga damit ko at di na rin ako kumain ng almusal agad akong nagpara ng tricycle pro walang gustong magpasakay sa akin sa kanto kahit malapit lang ang pupuntahan ko pero may naawa rin at nakasay rin "sa wakas" sa pagdating ko sa paroroonan ko nagbayad ako ng pamasahe pero ang problema boo ang pera ko walang barya pa yong driver "syet late na talaga ako sa work" buti nalang nakita ko ung kaibigan kong ubod ng tanga kaya nakahiram ako ng pera... pagdating ko sa trabaho nagulat ako sa nakasalubong ko boss kong ubod ng sungit at ubod ng pangit!!! sermon ang inatupag ko sa kanya pero buti nalang may tumawag sa kanya na secretary kasi may meeting daw... nung pag-upo ko na sa mesa ko agad kong inopen computer ko ngunit ayaw ma-on ung CPU parang sira yata sa galit ko tinapon ko ang keyboard tinamaan ang kaofficemate ko na babae "toink" ang laki ng bukol dahil sa sobrang lakas ko ng pagtapon sa keyboard at nahimatay xa sa sakit at agad syang dinala sa ospital at ako naman nagtago para di nila malaman kung sinong nagtapon ng keyboard at kunwari pang nakitsismis at kinuha ung keyboard...
alas sinqo ng hapon pauwi na kami galing sa work nagpara naman ako ng tricycle pero wala paring magpasakay sa akin... maya maya lang biglang bumuhos ang ulan at nabasa ako bat di kasi ako nakadala ng payong tapos tumakbo ako at naghanap ng masilungan, ayon sa kanto pero pero pagpunta ko doon daming tao nagsiksikan na parang mga daga na takot mabasa sa ulan at nagtutulakan para lang di mabasa... habang nagpapasilong kami dami rin mga tricycle na dumaan pero nag uunahan kami na makasakay hanggang sa naabutan na ko ng alas sais ng hapon... kokonte nalang kami ng mga oras na iyon... mga ilang minuto lang may dumaan naman na tricycle at agad kong pinara at nag uunahan pa kami sumakay... sawakas nakasakay rin... pagdating ko ng bahay di ko namalayan may butas pala sa harapan ng gate namin pagtawid ko nahulog ako sa kanal at yon basang basa ako... the end... bitin ba?

Friday, April 25, 2008

DALAWANG PARANG GATAS NA CAPSULE


hi
ang oras na pinaka marami kang maiisep e sa oras na inaantok ka na at tinatamad na din gawin ang kung ano mang naisep mo.kadalsan napakalulupit nitong mga maiisep mong ito.pero kadalsan din wala lang,mga simpleng bagay na katulad nitong tatayo ako ng kama na dapat patulog nako pero naisipan ko pang isulat to.katunayan antok na antok nako't nahihilo nako dahil sa kung ano mang binigay sakin ng ermats ko,binigyan niyako 4,ininum ko 2 at dinagdagan ko pa ng isang kung ano man na naitago ko dating dati pa kaya tanchahin mo nalang kung gaano kahirap para sakin mapindot at makita pa ang ginagwa ko.swerte nga siguro kung mata lang kelangan koe.e kaso nagtataype pakoe.at mejo gumagamit pa din ng utak na dapat kanina pa tulog.ilang araw ko ng sinasabing "kelangan ko makatulog ng maaga at matutulog talaga ako ng maaga ngayon para hindi ako pupungas pungas kinabukasan pag pasok sa trabaho" pero HINDE!sa kung ano mang mga rason e hindi talaga ako makatulog ng maaga.hihiga ako ng ilang oras sususbok makatulog at iikot iikot lang ng iikto sa kama ahanggang tanggal na ang bed sheet sa kama at babangon ako para ayusin to dahil makati ang matress ng kama ko pag walang saplot.pag naka bangon nako maiisipan ko ng sumilip sa lamesa namin kugn anong meron,at maya maya panigurado e may nginangatngat nakong kungano man.Magyoyosi at makakahanap ng makwekwentuhan,aabot ang kwentuhan sa kung ano mang mga bagay na wala naman talagang katuturan kung iispin mong mabuting "hindi ko dat ginagawa to dahil may pasok ako bukas".Napuuyat lang ako sa walang katutrang mga bagay.Minsan namang makakatulog ako pero magigisng akogn parang may sumigaw ngb pangalan ko at maalimpungatan na ako at mapapa alog na ng ulo at sisilip sa bintana.Minsan dionadapuan naman ako ng takot na hindi ko maiksplika at hindi din ako makatulog.Minsan naman e nasa bingit ka na ng mahimbing na tulog at biglang magriring ang telepono at may magtatanong lang ng "oi,pare ano ginagawa mo?".Puta!pare wrong timing ka!d mapigilan tuloy minsan magsungit sa telepono.
Pero sa mga oras na ganito katulad ngayon na parang nasa dalawang sabay na estado ako,tulog at gising.makulit na talaga ang isipan ko.kanina lang naisipan kong ang pinaka maraming gamit na salita sa salitang tagalog ay "ay".at andami niyang pwedeng maging ibig sabihin.katulad neto,nagulat:"ay!putangina!".o kaya patanong na nalingkot kalungkot:"ay,ganon?".o kaya naman tamang hamon o tamang gatong,eto nakakatawa kc pauulit ulitin mo lang sha at iiba ibahin ang tono:"ay..aaay...ahhhhy?!".at andami pa niyan kanina e.cgurado marami ka din naman maiisep na gamit pa ng salitang "ay" at mapapaisep a din ng "ay,oonga noh?".diba?!
kanina naman naisep ko habang nanunuod ako ng mga leon sa tv.na ano kaya kung magset up ka ng van na pweng magconvert na maging stage na maliit lang may mga amps,drumset,house speakers,lahat ng kelangan para sa tugtugan at kumuha ng isang banda at todo idocumnet mo lang ito.At gawing target e an g mga di inaasahang mnga lugar tulad ng mga parking lot.palengke.mga iskwelahan,mall...kugn san man.basta maliit lang.mejo tamang TV show enoh?pero nisip ko pwede e.pera lang talaga e.Haaaay!pera your a fucking fucker!kelangan ,pero nakakainis!
NUng kakagising ko naman naabutan ko naman utol kong nagtitngin sa net ng mga lupa.dali ko maexcite sa mga ganyan e.naimagine ko na naman ang castle ko.At nung patulog nako e nagkakarpintero na naman ako sa utak kung ano ilalagay ko sa imaginary castle ko.
Gutso kona simulan ang isusulat ko.kumpleto na lahat ng materiales ko.kelangan ko may mangyari at may masaksaihan ulit para meron akong maging inspirashon sa kung paano ko sha sisismulan.malamang nga nangyare nae,dko pa lang narerecognize cguro.naalala ko naman lahat e.meron nako naiisep pero.ewan!
malamang kung sakaling magawa ko yun e makakakita ka nalang ng nuknukang habang post dito.
malala na,doble na tingin ko.subukan ko pa mag isang yosi at goluts na to sana.
andaing shet na nangyayre sa mga paligid paligid ko ngayon.ilang degrees nga lang kadalsan ang pagitan para maging personal ko silang mga kilala.Dko maintindahan lang e kung kasalanan ba nila yun?tamang wrong place w,wrong tym lang?trip?o simpleng malas lang talaga?Pero etong mga nababanggit ko ng mga taong to e pwede mo kc iprofile e.meron silang mga komon na katangian na kung sakaling makausap mo sila e,potential nga silang "malasin".Eto a ang tamang savoring life.pigain ang buhay hanggang sa mapipiga mo?sumigaw hanggang kaya?!
Shet lang masasabi.
At sa pang araw araw ko namang ginagawa,masaya ako.
at sa buhay naman sa bahay ko,ayus!
At sa mga kaibigan ko,puta were all in this together!hahahaha!
saan kaya masarap sukahan sunod?
Kung meron kayang isang taong todo kupal lang niya talaga tas sinusundan lang sha ng cakmera 24/7 tas tamang tv show to.bebenta kaya to?ako tingin ko papanuorin ko toe.ano bang apeal ng mga hasel?noh?Aliw...malawak at depende.
Kung kunyari naman pagimusin mo ng isang buong araw ang kung sino mang pakyut na usaong starlet jan,makakahakot to ng sangkatutak diba?malabo namang sa kalye talaga maglimos to.wag na natin dungisan(kunyari dramang taong grasa shet) e kung di pakyutin pa lalo o papogiin.tutal d na naman importante talento ngayon.Talent?....no!pogi?....yes!tas ibigay nalang nila kung ano mang nalios nila sa araw na yun sa mga tunay na nangangailangan.d kaya mas sulit na tv show yun?
malabo na.
kanina't naghahanap ako ng piso para makabili ng isang kahang yosi.at kulang nalang ako ng piso,hawak ko 25,e 26 na isang kaha ngayon e.ikot ako ng ikot para sa pisong yun.nung nakahanap ako ng piso e las dyis na.at alas nueve nagasasara ang tindahan.marami pa namang tindahan sa tabi,pero trenta na ang isang kaha sa iba.Edi napahaba pa ang quest ko at nadagagan pa ang mission ko.di lang piso kungdi apat na ngayon.Etong mga ganitong bagay ang malabo sa pang araw araw kong buhay e,magaaksaya talaga ako ng oras kakahanap nung apat na pisong yun na pwede naman ako humingi nalang ng yosi sa kung kanino man dito sa bahay dahil lahat naman kme dito e naninigarilyo e.Pero hinde!kailangan ko makahanap ng apat na piso!halungkat-halungkat,halungkat,hugot sa bulsa ng marurumi ko ng pantalon na nasa marumihan na.pa isa isa e nakabuo din ako ng apat.D ako nakabili ng yosi.nagfufumigate sila at sarado sila.
eto hinihithit ko ngayon,yosing hingi.
yoko na!hypnotist na katapat neto.pahypnotize akong na kada ako makakaita ng yosi e makaakita ako ng pitong bugaw na namimilit kumuha ng putang bungal sa malate!pag dpko nahinto ewan ko nalang.
pakyu malboro man!walang hya kang cowboy ka!bat kc kaw pa model nilae,epektib ka para sakin e.na-engganyo moko magyosi at bumili ng kabayo.
gugulpihin ka nung mascott ng cecon,trust condom,yung french fries na nakita ko sa mall nung isang araw at chaka ni humpy dumpy!
dami kwento....
leche to,gagawan ko talaga kayo ng libro't kwento!
die cigarette!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

ang bobong tao

Ito ang kwento ng apat na taon ng mga taong iba iba ang trip. Ang bobong tao. May mga sariling opinion. May mga sariling paniniwala. Kanya kanyang kutob at iba iba ang diskarte. Pare parehong inaatake ng katamaran., kasungitan, kalabuan, kasabawan at marami pang ka ka inis. Lamang ang isa sa iba. Lugi din ang iba sa iba. May kanya kanyang mailalatag sa mesa. Pero para bang ang layo ng mesa at hindi makatayo. Walang paki elam kadalasan, marami rin napapansin kalimitan. Sumusugod sa pagkagulong paligid. Nananawa at naaumay din sa paulit ulit at bagong pangyayari. Burat sa marami. Natutuwa din sa marami. Nang-gagalit, nagagalit. Mag kikimkim, sasabog. Magwawala, masasaktan. Lalandi, mababaliw. Magkakamali, aamin minsan. Tumandang magkakasama at marami ng naranasang sama sama. Pangit ang kadalasang nangingibabaw na alaala. Taong bobo pinipili ang pangit sa maganda. Simpleng usapan, madalas nagiging komplikado. Mahilig um-‘Oo’ na ‘hinde’ naman ang ibig sabihin. Tapos na sana, pero laging nauudlot. Hindi magkaintindihan dahil walang nagbubukas ng bunganga. Kung sakali namang magsalita ay hindi naman maka rekta at paligoy ligoy, nanajang manlito. Kanya kanyang kumpanya para masunod ang gusto. Idadaaan sa diskarteng dagaan. Madalas magkaturuan at buto na lang ang natira sa mga kamay sa kaka hugas pero patuloy pa rin ang kusot. Sisimulan, pagkumalas, hindi na niya kasalanan. Pang aliw : drama. Busy : mamroblema. Paborito: reklamo. Gusto : di mailista sa dami. Hoy! Pagkain lang ang importante! Sukdulan na ng pagkaburat talaga! Pero sa kung ano mang pwersang meron ay patuloy pa din, ‘last na ‘to‘ ang pinatato. Pero puta, alam mong inuulul mo lang ang sarili mo kung tamang suko nalang. Hanggang kaya ay sugod ‘to. Hanggang may kakaburatan, lets go. Hanggang may nakakatawa pa rin, hala tawa! Hanggang may kumokontra pa din sayo, diskarte! Hanggang nakatayo pa din ang mesa, latag. Maraming utak sabay sabay gumagana, mag iispark talaga. Parang sinturon ni hudas, pag sumindi walang patid. Subukan mong pigilan at siguradong sunog ka. Bobong tao nagkalat, kadiri! Ilang milyong beses ka pa mag buntong hininga hindi talaga mauubos ang hassle sa planeta. Sa daming negatibo sa earth, positibo pa rin ang piliing ibuga. Kung hindi, hindi rin matatapos tong lecheng to. Basta! Kung ano man yang tamang isip ka ngayon?!...ganun talaga eh! Wooop! Wooop!
Stedi hits lang.

happy new year from the future 2011


papunta ako ng bahay ng lola ko ng may nakasalubong akong mga batang nakabalot ng puting hood sa mga ulo nila mala KKK at balot na balot ang mga katawan nila ng puting tela din,kasam nila ang mga magulang nila o kung hindi man mga magulanng nila yun e matatandang umaalalay sakanila na ang ilan ilan ay naka itim na belo pero nakaputi ding mga kamiseta,lahat sila may hawak na kandilang malalaki pwera lang sa mga batang may dala dalang puntod at mga cruz at mga banner na hindi ko mabasa kung ano ang nakalagay.isang batalyon sila.mejo nasakop nila ang buong kalye at nahirapan ako makahanap ng butas para lang makalusot sa knila papunta sa bahay ng lola ko.nagmistulang obastacle course ang prosisyon nila papunta sa bahay ng lola ko.Nung nalampasan ko sila.nakarinig ako ng kaguluhan sa di kalayuan.parang pasugod na mga hayop,habang papalapit sila ng papalapit sa akin,nakita kong may mga taong nakasakay pala sa mga hayop na ito.Nung una akala ko ko kabayo dahil sautnog na narinig ko noong malayo pa sila.pero nung lumapit na sa akin at nilampasan na nila ako,ibang klaseng hayup pala.Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng mga ganitong klaseng hayop.Yung mga katawan nila kabayo,pero dalawang paa lang ang gamit nila at ang isa pang pares naman ng paa nila e parang may mga kalawit at ang ulo nila e parang ulo ng aso,bulldog!!!nawindang ako at napatabi sa sidewalk!napahinto at natulala.weirdo e.patuloy ako sa bahay ng lola ko.ilang bahay nalang papunta sa bahay ng lola ko.nakita ko ang mga pinsan kong bata na may sinusungkit na kung ano man sa loob ng isang gate malapit sa bahay ng lola ko.Ginulat ko ang mga pinsan kong bata at napamura ang isa "PUTANGINA!!!!!" gulat na gulat sha at para sa ganung kabatang bata magmura e tawagin monakong sick pero nakyutan ako't natawa din ako.Tinannong ko sila kung anong ginagawa nila.Sabi nung isa kong pinsan,sinusungkit namin yung mga "robot".Robot?!!?ha?!napasilip din ako sa loob ng gate....pero ang nakita ko naman ay hindi mukang robot.kungdi parang tasty na merong paa at bibig na wala namang ngipin.madungis ito at mukang malangis langis ang katawan.kasing laki lang cguro ng kahon ng sapatos tong "robot" na ito.At kumakain sha ng isang malaking piraso ng karne.At hindi lang basta kain,todo lamon talagang wala ng nguyaan.Natuwa ako't sinungkit ko rin ng pamatpat na gamit ng mga pinsan ko.Bigla nalang may isa pang "robot " na lumabas na lang sa kung saan mang hindi ko napansing dalawa pala sila dun.Kinagat ang pamatpat at hinila ito paloob.Natawa ako.nabadtrip mga pinsan ko.Naglakad nako paalis at iniwan sila dun nagsisihan kung bakit daw pinahiram pa sa akin ang pamatpat nila ....habang palayo ako eto nalang narinig ko..:"anong gagamitin natin ngayon...?".Isang bahay bago magbahay ng lola ko.napasilip ako sa new years party ng isang malayong kamag anakan namin.typical lang mga pangyayari sa loob,taon taon ksi nila ginagawa ito.May program,games,prizes,pagkain,inuman,sharing etc etc...typical new yrs party(para sa akin ah).Pero ngayon meron silang bagong cast.Napakamot talaga ako ng mata ko nung nakita ko ito.Isang elepante ang may hawak ng mikropono at nag susumigaw ng "BRING ME....".naweirduhan akong todo at umalis nako patungo sa bahay ng lola ko.Pag dating kos a bahay ng lola ko.Bumeso ako,yumakap at bumati ng happy new yr at nagtanong kung anong handa namin para sa bagong taong ito.Sabay turo ang lola ko :"ayun O" sa isang sulok kung saan may isang tumpok ng tao na nagkakagulo.sinilip ko kung ano pinagkakahguluhan nila at nung makita ko e isang pirasong torta lang pala!Puros kamaganak ko tong mga nagkakagulong to.mga tito ko,tita,lola,mga pinsan.Sabay sabi sakin ng lola ko;tignan mo tong mga to.torta lang nagkakagulo pa.
*nagising nako*